Thursday, March 30, 2006

putting the "free" back in "freelance"

Go Jill Carrol:
American Reporter Kidnapped in Baghdad Is Released [nytimes]

archived copy here:
Freelance Journalist Kidnapped in Iraq Is Freed [truthout]

Don't remember where I found these quotes from:
Instead of celebrating her freedom, some in the media took the opportunity to make light of her situation. Hours after Carroll’s release Bernard McGurik, the executive producer of “Imus in the Morning” (who also appears on air), said that Carroll “strikes me as the kind of woman who would wear one of those suicide vests. You know, walk into the — try and sneak into the Green Zone.” Imus’ sidekick Charles McCord was concerned that Carroll was “a person who strived for their, represented their [the Iraqi people’s] plight for a long, long time.” (Don Imus, to his credit, repeatedly told McGurik and McCord to shut up. Unfortunately, he wasn’t successful.)

The National Review jumps into the fray, questioning Carroll’s mental state. The National Review’s John Podhoretz said “after watching someone who was a hostage for three months say on television she was well-treated because she wasn’t beaten or killed — while being dressed in the garb of a modest Muslim woman rather than the non-Muslim woman she actually is — I expect there will be some Stockholm Syndrome talk in the coming days.” Apparently because Carroll was wearing the Muslim garb that she used as a safety precaution, Podhoretz couldn’t believe that she was telling truth. His colleague Jonah Goldberg added that it “is increasingly starting to bug me,” and concluded, “I’m very glad she’s alive, but I’m getting a very bad vibe.”

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

liberal vs. conservative assassinations

from the Big Question Dept.

Throughout history, have more "liberals" been assassinated than "conservatives"? If so, that's pretty fucked up. And also if so, seems to me it would make it maybe slightly harder to align oneself with a type of political thought that repeatedly attempted to consolidate its power with violent actions by a small group. I'm defining liberal and conservative quite (ahem) liberally here -- basically to mean any figure progressive type figure, and any traditional/preserving type figure, respectively. Also, I want to be careful to exclude here things like popular uprisings resulting in beheadings of monarchs and such -- these are more violent revolutions than assassinations I think?

Anyone have any answers here?

Monday, February 27, 2006

barbantulas

I dunno, this just struck me as really hilarious:
http://a.parsons.edu/~lina/thesis/sept/proto1/barbantula.jpg

Friday, February 24, 2006

regular wit

from the An Aphorism A Day Keeps the Doctor Away Dept.

"A turd in the can is worth two in the tush."

The meaning should be self-evident.

... which is to say, creative constipation is major bumsville.

i'm a foodie because ...

I hate bacon, but love pancetta;
I loathe cabbage, but adore endives;
I despise spinach, but revere swiss chard;
I'm revolted by green beans, but enraptured by haricot verts.

... apropos of nothing, except rampant foodieism everywhere -- and my eternal conflict between loving food and still getting a shiver down my spine every time I hear that word.

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

brokeback cartoon

from the Someone Should Get On It Dept.

ok, picture a New Yorker style cartoon about a son wanting to be a cowboy, or maybe coming home in a cowboy costume ... like for Halloween or something ... and the dad says to the mom, "oh no, I KNEW you were pampering him too much" ... or something to that effect.

Also, doesn't Brokeback kind of give a new meaning to Willie Nelson's "Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys"?

Monday, February 13, 2006

you dick, reprise

Apropos of my previous post about The Dick, and The Dick's recent accident, I just want to say HOW MUCH GREAT headline potential there is here ... I'll spare you any links to the tired out story, and just list some headlines that come to mind that I wish some major media sources had had the (dare I say it) balls to print:

"While Hunting, Dick Loses Control and Sprays Friend"
"Out of Control Dick Hits Friend"
"Man Stands in Front of Dick, Gets Sprayed"
"Minor Accident Involving Dick Spraying in Woods"
(and finally)
"What a Dick!"

and now, the obligatory link to Mr Spicoli (sorry, I just never get tired of that one.)

Friday, February 10, 2006

pink fanny pack in the shape of buns

from the Someone Should Get On It Dept.

Please? get on that.

sinterest

from the Neologism Dept. (aka, the Daily Candy Lexicon Still Sucks Dept.)

sinterest - noun interested, but in a sinful way

Sample usage:

Dude 1:"I dont know, I mean, she's hot, but doesnt have a very good personality."
Dude 2:"oh, I get it bro ... you're not interested but you are sinterested"
Dude 3:"aw SNAP! I heard that"
<wink wink><nudge nudge><crotch thrust>

Orr, ladies, let me put it in a context you will understand:

Babe 1:"hm ... do I want that piece of chocolate or not? I just can't decide. hm."
Babe 2:"Go for it hun. Sounds like you are really sinterested."

you dick

How perfect is it that Cheney's first name is Dick?

I mean, seriously. How many times have you thought about this before? I've thought of it a few times ... but i think we should all pause and think of it again. I mean, ya, Bush is funny too ... ha ha, his name is Bush. But I mean, Cheney? I mean seriously, he is SUCH A DICK!

This is unremarkable news, but simply yet another example of his dickishness. [truthout.org]

We all know Sean Penn says it now, but few remember how much more succinctly he put it only a few years ago (WAV file). [moviewavs.com]

Thursday, February 09, 2006

jay the sensitive sensai

from the Someone Should Get On It Dept.

ok, here's an idea for a Saturday Night Live skit. Jay the Sensitive Sensai. Picture like the Cobra Kai sensai from Karate Kid.

Scenario 1:
Jay: "You must FIGHT. and you must KILL.
always fight to win. never fight to lose"
Student: "But Sensai Jay, how can we bla bla bla?"
Jay: "awww, I dunNO ... sometimes I just .... "
whatever, and then just get all emotional.

Scenario 2:
Jay: "ok, class, are you gonna fight?!"
Whole class: "YES, SENSAI!"
Jay: "are you gonna show no mercy?"
Whole class: "YES, SENSAI!"
Jay: "ok, do you guys reeeally mean that? because like, you always answer in the same way and it kind of just sometimes makes me wonder if you're even listening or if you're just mindlessly saying what you think I want to hear."

Scenario 3:
Jay: "Alright Danny, that's it. Drop and give me 20. I mean, unless you really don't want to. I know your arms must be sore from practice yesterday. ok, give me 5. or, ok, just go give Bobby a hug and apologize. ya know what guys? Lets just go get ice cream sundaes. on me!"

in pursuit of trivia

... just taking a random walk through wikipedia today. And reading up on some terms that I found floating around in my head ... and that somehow to me seem associated in some random way.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valhalla
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potemkin_village
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gulag

also, the first led me to:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valkyrie

and interestingly, this ny town:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valhalla,_New_York

kate moss day

Upcoming bronze sculpture of her doing a yoga pose:
guardian.co.uk
huffingtonpost.com
entertainment.news.com.au
timesonline.co.uk

also lucien freud's painting of her pregnant is for sale at chrysties
chinadaily.com.cn

ok, all this googling was triggered by the popbitch email today ... in its own version of my "Big Question Dept" (ie, "What people are asking this week"), the gossip column inquired: "Which member of Kate Moss's circle is claiming the supermodel is pregnant?"

Could it be?

... and is it Lindsay Lohan's baby???

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

what a Deutsch-bag

Right-on to this analysis of the George C. Deutsch / NASA situation by Joshua Micah Marshall at TalkingPointsMemo.com .

How many absurdly pathetic and transparent instances of cronyism are we going to have to suffer through before people really start realizing this as a pattern.

A quoted passage from the post:
It's worth taking note of the word choice [in Deutsch's memo to NASA] because it captures the mix of obscurantism and relativism which has characterized all the Bush administration's attitude about science and, really, pretty much all empirically based knowledge -- something we discussed at length here.

The rub here is the failure to see that knowledge which has been subjected to and survived -- indeed been strengthened by -- empirical and theoretical scrutiny stands on a higher footing than information that hasn't. This isn't pedantry. Nor is this some obscure alcove in the science curriculum.

This mindset -- obscurantism and relativism duking it out to be of most use in the pursuit of power -- suffuses the Bush administration: a lack of respect for facts and the set of tools we use to discern factual information from chatter and bombast.

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

improvisation and "black" music

from the Big Question Dept.

ok, this is kind of a difficult question/subject to broach/discuss, but here goes ...

Why is it that improvisation has been such a key element in all black music movements throughout American history? (Thinking of blues, jazz, funk, hiphop, and now crunk [and now hyphy. -ed])

I suppose it could simply be the case that improvisation was introduced early (ie, jazz/blues) and all the other movements have built upon each other so that motif was repeated. But I think there must be some other reason that this particular element has repeatedly carried through, and has always been so central to each movement.

I'm just going to go out on a limb and say there is something extremely liberating about improvisation. Its like saying, perparations, money, lessons, anything, I can stand here and express my identity/ideas/relevence/intelligence (things that have all been denied of black people in many and varried ways throughout history) as good or better than any other person who is standing here improvising with me. Its like it makes the past and future irrelevent.

Of course this is not all entirely true since it requires immense amounts of time and preparation to have the abilities to improvise in a meaningful way. But I think its the feeling more than the actuality.

Anyway, thats just my random theory. Would be interested to hear anything anyone else has to say.

Friday, January 27, 2006

anxyciety

from the Neologism Dept.

So, I think its hilarious that Seamus coined chandelierium (meaning the state of temporary insanity one feels after looking at too many light fixtures) and it was then used in a write-up about a chandelier art show.

So I need to officially coin my word here before anyone else picks up on it, or one-ups me:

anxyciety (pronounced anks'y'see'ity) - a portmanteau of anxiety and NYC; or possibly could be modified to other cities to be a mix of anxiety and city (maybe anxcitiety?). It defines the intense anxiousness one feels when reading about lots of great goings-on about town (ie, in New Yorker, Time Out, flavorpill, Daily Candy weekend, thrillist, etc etc etc), especially when the act of reading is combined with morning coffee drinking, and even moreso when combined with a boring ominous workday. Has been known to cause literal jitters, and can be very damaging for corporate productivity and the pocket book -- as employees spend all day buying tickets to events and coordinating with friends.

Monday, November 21, 2005

69 != 96

from the Big Question Dept.

Why is this decade different from the 60's in terms of our political apathy vs. their political motivation? Certainly it is not due to any lack of unjust wars, secretive administrations, or corrupt/criminal politicians passing through the oval office. So what is it? Perhaps just intense cultural saturation? The powers that be have truly established a hegemonic control over the lazy complacent bourgeois? Where are the fucking students?

Is this question even well-formed?

Ariel Sharon as Serpico

... just in the sense that he falls into that roll of the peace-maker who gets killed. Seems like the more he tries to broker peace the more at risk he becomes.

Also like Chris Chambers in "Stand By Me". This quote from the movie always gets me:
Chris did get out. He enrolled in the college courses with me, and, although it was hard, he gutted it out like he always did. He went on to college and eventually became a lawyer. Last week he entered a fast food restaurant. Just ahead of him, two men got into an argument—one of them pulled a knife. Chris, who had always made the best peace, tried to break it up. He was stabbed in the throat. He died almost instantly.

Just seems like alot of people have alot at stake in perpetuating conflict. Like the movie "Why We Fight".

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

wednesday morning linkage

This is great news for dog lovers -- of which I seem to know many:
"Study Identifies Heart Patient's Best Friend" [nytimes]

In preparation for our Big Bill'burg Thanksgiving feast, NY Times has some info:
"The Pilgrims Didn't Brine" and other stories

And in the news, it is so good to hear about the Iraqis being happy and free and not tortured and gassed by Sadam Hussein anymore ... but by George Bush instead.
"Pentagon Used White Phosphorous in Iraq" [nytimes]

Also in the Times this morning, interesting story (and good news) about the Corporation for Public Broadcasting releasing a report criticizing ousted chief (and very fat man):
Report Says Ex-Chief of Public TV Violated Federal Law

... maybe I should just change the name of this blog to "NYTimes Link Collection".

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

so long and thanks for all the phish

Being the avid Harpers reader that I am, and apropos of my debate with Seamus recently about whether editor Lewis Lapham is a brilliant intellectual or pompous asshole (or both -- my final conclusion), I have to post the news:

"Lewis Lapham ... to relinquish editorship of the magazine" [harpers.org]

... and here is Gawker's take on the matter.