Apropos of my previous post about The Dick, and The Dick's recent accident, I just want to say HOW MUCH GREAT headline potential there is here ... I'll spare you any links to the tired out story, and just list some headlines that come to mind that I wish some major media sources had had the (dare I say it) balls to print:
"While Hunting, Dick Loses Control and Sprays Friend"
"Out of Control Dick Hits Friend"
"Man Stands in Front of Dick, Gets Sprayed"
"Minor Accident Involving Dick Spraying in Woods"
(and finally)
"What a Dick!"
and now, the obligatory link to Mr Spicoli (sorry, I just never get tired of that one.)
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