Wednesday, January 03, 2007

McSweeney's List Reject

One of those wry self-satisfied little fuckers over at McSweeney's should make a list of rejected list submissions. Hopefully I'd at least make that list. I mostly love their long list of lists, but I have to say I was pretty shocked and surprised when they denied my submission. Well F them ... thanks to the glory of The Blog I can self-publish. For your reading pleasure:

Leading Characters in a Gangbang Porno Taking Place in a Fictitious Jazz Nightclub

Jay Jay Johnson
Herbie Handcock
Charlie Porker
Dave Bareback
Count Assie
Dexter Hardon
Charles Cunnilingus
Stan Getzalottapussy
Miles Clitoris

and starring, Ella Titsgerald!


Perhaps those little literary hipsters didn't realize that I'm not actually a pornographer and hence were unable to grasp the irony.
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2 comments:

James said...

Yeah screw them.

Even though they are pretty funny:

http://mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/15JoyceHughesandMirandaBurgess.html

12:10 AM
Heavy Critters said...

That was the lamest thing I have ever read on the internet.

Congrats on such a dubious honor...

11:51 PM

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