suck norris

It is safe to say a small dream has died today for many a internet humorist. Not only has Chuck Norris never counted to infinity, but it turns out his tears don't cure cancer, and he is a jesus-loving weenie who can't take a joke. well maybe. but not very well. Chuck Norris weighs in on himself. Choice quoteage:

There was a man whose tears could cure cancer or any other disease, including the real cause of all diseases – sin. His blood did. His name was Jesus, not Chuck Norris.

That's heavy brother.

On Chuck Norris 'mania' sweeping the Net [wnd.com]